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Category: Blonde jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
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Joke: A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the ladys 78-yearold daughter (who wasnt blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didnt make it."Didnt make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
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