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Military Jokes Category:
All our jokes listing within the Military jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.
1. Category: Military jokes 
- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it l... more
2. Category: Military jokes
- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more
3. Category: Military jokes
- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need... more
4. Category: Military jokes
- What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
5. Category: Military jokes
- When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour re... more
6. Category: Military jokes
- Who likes music? - asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment... more
7. Category: Military jokes
A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didnt notice a chimpanzee, escap... more
8. Category: Military jokes
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Me... more