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Dead And Dying Jokes Category:
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1. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
2. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
3. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
4. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
5. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
6. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
7. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
8. Category: Dead and dying jokes 
A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more