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Car And Train Jokes Category:
All our jokes listing within the Car and train jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.
1. Category: Car and train jokes 
"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
2. Category: Car and train jokes
"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
3. Category: Car and train jokes
"Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
4. Category: Car and train jokes
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more
5. Category: Car and train jokes
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
6. Category: Car and train jokes
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
7. Category: Car and train jokes
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
8. Category: Car and train jokes
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more