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1. Category: Waiter jokes 
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
2. Category: Monster jokes
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
3. Category: Waiter jokes
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.... more
4. Category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... more
5. Category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
6. Category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more
7. Category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
8. Category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more